Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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