Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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