Just fell off a train. Bad.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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