Duck Duck Cougar?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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