If that was your dad, he is hot
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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