I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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