I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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