That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
home. puking in laundry basket.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
