you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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