Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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