Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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