Do vagina's smell?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
