I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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