ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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