only if we run a train.
done.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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