I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She announced her abortion via fbk
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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