why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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