he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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