I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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