Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry đŹ
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes âI drove you last nightâ\nâYou got your dick sucked in the back seatâ
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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