if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
you had me at cake vodka
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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