Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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