morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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