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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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