well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
There's always time for handjobs
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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