How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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