This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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