Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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