He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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