U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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