Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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