and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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