Me. At least after what I've been through.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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