You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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