You surviving the open bar?
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David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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