Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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