508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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