that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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