we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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