I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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