Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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