it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
