Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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