The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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