peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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