But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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