i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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