As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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