i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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