mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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